1. Laughing gas
2. Weaponry
3. Bacon
4. Kidneys
5. All-You-Can-Eat Thrashers Tickets
6. All-You-Can-Eat Braves Tickets
7. Money
8. Pets, particularly birds
9. Anything from someone named “Scooter”
10. Anything from someone with an online nickname that includes “sexi” or “dajim”
11. A Piano
12. More bacon
13. Over 20 pounds of bananas
14. Winter Olympic Tickets … been there done that, not a pleasant experience
15. Trees
16. Potting soil
17. Anything that involves more than one scoop of packing peanuts
18. A penis mightier
19. Brides from Russia
20. Live Maine lobster
21. Perishable food items
22. Snuggies
23. Tater mitts
24. Advice regarding Rules To A Flat Stomach (especially from someone wearing a pink, argyle, tank top)
25. Plates with some historical figure’s face painted on it